CHAT SHOWS ARE BURSTING WITH GOODNESS

Ocelots and Ocelettes,

The New York GPCS features Mr. Jeff Goldblum. Don't deny yourself this intimate club time with Jeff Goldblum. He was dominatingly awesome in Jurassic Park and you know it. Currently seducing the Great white Way. Tall, handsome, hilarious and always entertaining and eccentric. I'm thrilled. You should be as well.

Mr. Lewis Black. Unbelievable. Mr. Black returns to the GPCS on the NY tip. Lewis Black is a rare treasure, a superb wit and topical satirist of the highest caliber plus unbekownst to mankind he is a delightful and engaging pixie when being grilled on the stool.

Goddess of Showbiz Lypsinka is a concert pianist. So bow down in humble supplication. Lypsinka is also an amazing and dedicated Artist whom I have seen rock tous le monde. Groove on her as Joan in the Passion of the Crawford at the Zipper in the Apple. I am gratefully dampened at her volunteering to grace my stage.Viva La Lyp!

The GPCS in Hollywood

Dave Eggers is my literary lion. Do yourself a favor and get McSweeneys. Mr. Eggers is not just an eminent author and venerable giraffe rancher. He cares about good things like the written word and laughter. As Led Zepplin once asked, "Does anybody remember laughter?" If my show was a circus you would have to pay extra to enter Dave's tent.

Mr. Colin Hay and I did the GPCS in Aspen in the near past and he is the funniest and most engaging musicologist you will ever experience. My admiration for him is bounded on one side by a vast and imposing desert and on the other three sides by no limits. He has played with Ringo, headlined the Olympics and now Hollywood. I kvell.

Please do not fuck up and miss these life-changing events.

Posted by Greg Proops on May 8, 2005 :: Permalink